Guys, yesterday I took an Allegra-D with a large cup of coffee and I felt Crrraaaaazzzzyy. I mean, I actually got worried about myself for a solid 5 minutes, crazy. *Note to self- look up side effects and read directions clearly on next allergy meds I take.
Anydoodle, I had a meeting at another campus in the morning, so I didn’t get to my office until noon and at that point, I was at full-throttle-allergy-meds-wired. You can imagine, that when I drove by what I thought was a police car, that I second guessed myself when I thought I saw “beer patrol” on the side of the vehicle.
Buuuuut, then I had to drive to another campus for another meeting about 2 hours later, and though I was still on an Allegra-d high, I FOR SURE thought I saw “beer patrol” when I drove by this vehicle again.
On my way back to the office, I drove by same vehicle, but this time I stopped and pulled over. Folks, I was not hallucinating. That was “beer patrol” painted on the side of an old cop car.
What I want to know is how can I become the Sheriff of beer patrol?
Happy St. Patty’s, my friends!!