Soooo….made my first someecard today. One of those things I’ve been wanting to do for a while (I’ve got lots of stuff in my head, folks) and today I thought, “what the hell.” I had a ten minute overlap of naps and I just went for it.
The inspiration for this card came to me at Walmart. I was trying to find a tunnel away from the Hello Kitty items that Jamie was trying to pick up (they seriously had that stuff situated in every corner of the store- it’s like crack for 2 year old girls!) and came across some jeggings. At first I thought I scored and then I saw the elastic waist band…
Now, don’t get me wrong, ever since I had kids, I LOVE elastic waist bands with a capital L. However, I reminded myself of the crocs I bought that were supposed to be for “school only” and how I wear them everywhere now. Don’t judge- I clean poop, pee, and vomit on the reg so it is quite the luxury to be able to hose my shoes off.
Also, the elastic waist band was reminiscent of my Granny’s old jeans.
Long story short, I have embarked on a new career of making someecards.
What do you think?
Do I stand a chance?
And, just for shits and giggles, you should vote for my card if you like it if only because I am vain and find thrills from small things like that.
Last but not least, let’s do an age check.
The title of my post said I’ve been wasting time on the nets since 1994. My first experience was on PRODIGY. Who else remembers this? Or, does this give away the fact I’m not actually 29.
PS- You can breath a sigh of relief now. I did not buy Walmart jeggings with an elastic waist band. Just sayin.