I’m a believer

I’m a believer

Sooooo… I can’t believe I’m about to confess this but,

“Hello, my name is Suzie and I love skinny jeans.”

I’m really a believer now. At this point I’m having fantasies about getting another pair! *gasp!*

Seriously, skinny jeans really do make you look skinny. All this time I’ve been hating on the girls with their butt cracks sticking out, but then I try on a pair sans the butt crack (however, let’s be honest…there is muffin top- no one is perfect here) and I am in skinny jean heaven.

Aren’t you glad it’s not the nineties anymore? I mean, if it were I’d be pairing my skinnies with a baby doll tee and that would be muffin top hell, amIright? Fortunately, modern day tees have that awesome elastic at the bottom and the muffin top virtually disappears! It’s like magic! (Magic hasn’t disappointed me in this instance- FYI).

Baby doll tees….hmmmm…match those with a pair of high waisted jeans and the rooster bangs and well, ah-hem! I think the fact that I weighed like 90 pounds in the nineties may have made it look slightly better (lies! Last time I weighed 90 pounds was in the 4th grade and that was like 1987!!), but let’s not fool ourselves. Elastic is my best friend now and I’m ok with that. Really.

I actually saw a pair of skinny jeans with an elastic waist and I’m thinking about going back and getting them.

Also, I bought a pair of crocs this weekend.

I know.

The good news is that now when you hang out with me you’ll always be the better looking one.

You’re welcome!

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