So, the other day I was listening to the radio and they had people calling in discussing the weird things they do with their sex lives.
One lady called in and said that she likes to role play that she is a wolf.
Ya, I know.
So, the radio host asked why she was a wolf in her role play. Her response was that wolves were “playful and cuddly.”
Now, I don’t want to be a spoil sport here, but that’s not what I was thinking. I mean, aren’t wolves supposed to be scary? I think of them as people eaters. Also, it’s not like all the fairy tales portray them as being friendly. Remember, the wolf tries to get the three little pigs and he eats Little Red Riding Hood’s Grandmother, right?
I think she meant a Golden Retriever. Either that, or she’s Team Jacob and she lives in an alternate Twilight universe.