Wouldn’t it be funny if I became President?
“And there would be free pedicures for all!”
Ha! Alright, enough funny business. Obviously, it would be impossible for me to become President. But, I do feel like I’ve accomplished some impossible tasks this week. So, that makes becoming President closer in my reach.
For instance, I have finally figured out the formula for making the perfect Teavana’s Youthberry iced tea. I know what you’re thinking. The answers are, “No, I’m not kidding,” and “Yes, this is important to all man-kind.” Or, at least it’s important in my man-kind. You’re probably also thinking, “Not tea again.” But, you see my mall opened up a Teavana right here across the street from my house. That means I’ve been drinking samples. When I had their Youthberry iced tea, I fell in love. It is so refreshing and actually quenched my thirst. A problem I’ve been having during this pregnancy is constant thirst. But, it has taken me months to figure out how to get the damn tea to taste just like the stores. Poor sales people there! I’ve bugged them about once a week to get their secret recipe, but I actually figured it out on my own yesterday. Suckas!!
Second on my list accomplishments this week is my novel. That’s right! I actually started writing a novel. I’m 1689 words in, and even though I’ve gotten farther than this on other projects in the past, this time is different. I have joined NaNoWriMo this month. The whole month of November I’ll be writing at least 1667 words a day. The goal is to write 50,000 words by the end of the month. Can I do it? I hope so….I need to get this book out of my head and onto paper (or screen) asap!
Presidency, here I come!