“Baby poop isn’t that bad. It’s like your own poop.”
Lies! Lies! Lies!
Granted, at first it isn’t so bad, but not because it’s like”your own poop.” More like it’s a novelty because you have a new baby and it’s cute. You are genetically wired to think your baby is cute and therefore everything it does is cute (so they say).
Buuuttt…..then one day you have a giant baby that eats table food. You’re giving your sweet adorable baby a bath when you hear her grunt. You say, “What are you doing silly?”
Then you see poop. Lot’s of it. And, it’s not ok!
Thankfully, I can still hold my wine glass tonight even though my fingertips are burned off from scrubbing down the baby bath and shower with bleach.