Well, I’m back on the P90X track. I’m not trying to be a super model, I just want to be back to my normal size, I don’t think that’s too much to ask, right?
Sooooo, I won’t bore you with all the details (Lies! I’ll probably talk you stupid about my diet), but I decided that I need to stop complaining and just “bring it!” (A little P90X humor)
Lots of caffeine, no sugar (death of me), lots of veggies, more protein (bleh!)
P90X, walking Jamie, Wii games (I have high standards)
Treat for losing 5 pounds: Lots of wine!
So far so good on day 1 until I had to do my exercises. I started with core synergistics. Not horrible, but not great, thanks to cheesy Tony. Now, why didn’t I mute his annoying voice again?
Conversation went something like this:
Tony: “We’re going to do a banana roll now!” (very enthusiastically)
Me: “Mmmmmm, sounds good! Hold on. Let me put you on pause so I can go get a snack.” (very enthusiastically)
Tony: “When we do the banana roll, we need to make sure we get engaged. Now, I don’t mean go out and get engaged. I mean, tighten your abdominal muscles.”
Me: “Oh, that sucks. I really wanted to put you on pause again and get myself a diamond ring. No shit, Sherlock!”
Seriously? Cut. it. out. Tony. That kind of crazy talk makes me want to turn you off and go eat some ice cream.