A little torture does the body good. Cheesy doesn’t.

A little torture does the body good. Cheesy doesn’t.

Well, I’m back on the P90X track. I’m not trying to be a super model, I just want to be back to my normal size, I don’t think that’s too much to ask, right?

Sooooo, I won’t bore you with all the details (Lies! I’ll probably talk you stupid about my diet), but I decided that I need to stop complaining and just “bring it!” (A little P90X humor)

Diet:

Lots of caffeine, no sugar (death of me), lots of veggies, more protein (bleh!)

Exercise:

P90X, walking Jamie, Wii games (I have high standards)

Treat for losing 5 pounds: Lots of wine!

So far so good on day 1 until I had to do my exercises. I started with core synergistics. Not horrible, but not great, thanks to cheesy Tony. Now, why didn’t I mute his annoying voice again?

Conversation went something like this:

Tony: “We’re going to do a banana roll now!” (very enthusiastically)

Me: “Mmmmmm, sounds good! Hold on. Let me put you on pause so I can go get a snack.” (very enthusiastically)

Tony: “When we do the banana roll, we need to make sure we get engaged. Now, I don’t mean go out and get engaged. I mean, tighten your abdominal muscles.”

Me: “Oh, that sucks. I really wanted to put you on pause again and get myself a diamond ring. No shit, Sherlock!

Seriously? Cut. it. out. Tony. That kind of crazy talk makes me want to turn you off and go eat some ice cream.

{Suzie}

 

 

 

 

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