Just when I think everything is hunky dory, I find out they changed the zodiac sign chart! So, after 29 years, ahem…ok,fine 32!…of being a Leo I am now a Cancer? You’re kidding me right?
This just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like I don’t know myself anymore. Alright, it’s not quite that dramatic, but still, how am I supposed to just be a Cancer overnight?
This is so bizarre I can’t even comprehend it. After 3000 years of the same zodiac’s things change because of something silly like a 23 degree shift in the celestial position of the sun.
Is this the end of the world as we know it?