Lazy Labor Day Weekend

Lazy Labor Day Weekend

I hope everyone had a wonderful Labor Day Weekend!!

Mine was lazy. Take my Saturday schedule for instance:

2 am: wake-up and pee
4 am: wake-up and pee
6 am: wake-up and pee, stay awake for about an hour and go back to sleep
9 am: wake-up and pee, stay awake for about an hour and go back to sleep
12 pm: wake-up and pee, stay awake for 3 hours and go back to sleep
3 pm: take a nap
4:30 pm: wake up and pee, get ready for Threshers game
6:15 pm: go to Threshers game
Midnight: go back to sleep

Um, yeah…so I think it’s safe to say I didn’t get much of anything done this weekend. The nursery- not done, my laundry- not done, baby shower cards- started, but not done, bathrooms- not clean, new curtain panels- not yet hemmed or put up, pack-n-play- not put together, yet.

The list goes on.

Crap. I guess I should have listened to all my friends and gotten a cleaning lady for the last couple months of pregnancy plus the first couple of months after the baby is born. Instead, I am torturing myself. I’m just too exhausted.

I actually wished the other day that I had a penis so that I could pee in a jar rather than get up in the middle of the night. SCARY, I know. Plus, I wouldn’t be pregnant, so that couldn’t work…

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