So, I told you that on Tuesday morning (AKA first day of school) I burnt my hand on a flat iron.
Did I tell you that on Wednesday morning I forgot I had earrings in my ear and that I almost brushed one out and nearly tore my ear lobe??
Or, how this lovely morning I locked myself out of the porch, hence the house, when the gate latched behind me whilst trying to take out the trash out to the front?
Yes, I did just say whilst.
I wonder what tomorrow’s shenanigans will be.
Maybe I should follow some of my students’ ques and go to bed dressed with make-up on so all I have to do is roll out of bed, brush my hair and teeth and go. Actually, while I’m at it, I may as well make a trail of bread crumbs or yellow duct tape that leads down the stairs, to the fridge to get my lunch, and then straight to the door so I don’t have time to get hurt in the meantime….