Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

I know what you’re thinking, but it’s my one guilty pleasure (ok, I have lots of guilty pleasures).

Anyway, I was watching the Kardashians tonight***show spoiler*** the one where Scott gets super drunk and shoves a $100 bill down the waiter’s throat.

Ok- did anyone else see this? I was totally disgusted by this behavior. I hope he looks back on this recorded incident in his life and feels like a douchebag. Cause that’s what he is.

I’m going to pull a Chelsea Handler and send him to Douchebag Island along with Jeremy Piven and David Hasselhoff.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

douchebaggery

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

– the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards

– using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style (Scott- gel not spikes)

– wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should’ve died in the 1980s with parachute pants (Scott)

– the sideways peace sign gesture

– overdone pursing of the lips

– too many visits to the tanning salon (Scott)

– pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos

– following trends for the sake of fitting in (see “goatee”) (Scott)

– adding “The” or the suffix “-ster” to one’s name, as in “The Rickster”

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, “douchebaggery” is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one’s demonstrations of it.

2 thoughts on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians

  1. Glad I am not the only one with this guilty pleasure. He disgusts me. I hope she gets rid of him, but none of the Kardashian girls are ever very good about sticking to their guns on things.

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