I’m happy for several reasons today…
I haven’t had to have a constant tissue attached to my nostrils today. Nor did I feel the urge to sneeze about every other minute or so. (silent cheer)
Only 4 more school days until I get one WHOLE week off for Thanksgiving and get to go see my Illinois Tow family for the holiday! (Can I get a whoop-whoop??!?!)
Kathy Griffin is going to be on Chelsea Lately tonight! I’M FREAKING OUT… I know what you’re thinking but I’m ignoring it. Me and every gay guy in this world are sitting on the couch twiddling our thumbs waiting for Chelsea to come on at 11 tonight (WAY passed my bed time by the way). My two favorite people are going to be tv at the same time in the same room. I just don’t even know what I’m going to do with myself. (jumping up and down screaming while doing a silly dance with jazz hands!)
Speaking of Chelsea, I have to admit that the fact she calls the girl part a “pikachu,” is freaking hilarious to me. Anyone else find this as funny as I do? (I know-probably not) I think that’s what I’m going to tell my kids to call it. Serious. I know some of you are cringing right now just at the thought of this, but I have to tell you that as a person who is in the industry of being around small children it’ just weird to hear 3 year olds refer to their “vagina.” That makes ME cringe. Anyway, my mom told us it was called a “coquoia” (spanish, people) and I’m totally normal. Ha! Actually, my Granny told me that the boy part was called a Goose and I was totally ok with that until they got pet geese at the back of the school when I was in kindergarten. Really, the confusion was minor and no parents were called, so no big deal.