Matt did this Ultimate Cleanse thing for 5 days that caused him to lose 9 pounds and cut soda and chips from his diet. Yes, Matt has drank nothing but water the last week and a half. AMAZING!
And do you know what I think about this? I’m jealous.
Before I met Matt I was a strict vegetarian and drank a gallon of water a day. Now I eat chicken wings and drink coke zero like it was my last meal.
Therefore, today I am on day one of the Ultimate Cleanse. You, ladies and gentleman (I’m pretty sure Matt is the only male who reads this), are my new peanut gallery. I mean, who else can I complain to without having to hear any flak for it? Right? No, flak….we agree….
Back to my fast. I waited until tonight to blog about it because I wasn’t sure if I could even make it through one day. But, I did! I did! Basically, I took 18 pills with a fiber thickened organic apple juice for breakfast, the same plus 2 more pills for lunch, and the same plus 4 more pills for dinner.
I have to admit that the fiber drink is quite interesting. But, if you plug your nose and think about fitting into your skinny jeans it really isn’t so bad. I have lasted a whole day and I’m pretty sure I can last until tomorrow afternoon. We’ll take it day by day. Like the bump-its. (I’m still working on those, by the way.)
If you decide you are interested in doing this fast, there are two questions you need to ask yourself first:
1) Are you crazy?
2) Are you desperate?
If you answer yes to one or more of these questions then I will chant, “Do it! Do it!”
Wish me luck…