PUHLEeeaassseeeee!!

PUHLEeeaassseeeee!!

I don’t know why everyone is so surprised that a fictional character placed number one as the “Most Influential Man of 2009.”

HELLO!! My mom has been telling me since I came out of the womb that there is no such thing as the “perfect man.” I’m not surprised at all that the most influential man of ’09 doesn’t exist. If you ask me, it sounds about right….

On a side note, I found this interesting tidbit on the nets (in case you were thinking about changing religions in these tough economic times):

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – Pastafarians

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.
With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.They admit having profit from their believers and they ask money from them. Pastafarians believe that world has arisen from the Flying Spaghetti Monster and their official clothes are pirate clothes. In their opinion, pirates are not evil, but gay people that travel all over the world and give people candies.
They also believe that all world catastrophes that we have today in the world are the result of decreasing number of pirates since the 19th century. Therefore, if you want to save the world, dress up as a pirate and spread this interesting religion!

I used to dress up as a pirate wench and be in the Gasparilla parades. Does this mean I’m pastafarian?

You can find out more about weird religions here.

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