So, I stopped into Krispy Kreme to get some donuts for my homeroom class when I run into another teacher I know from a training class I’ve been in for the past 18 weeks.
He says “Hey, I’m here buying donuts to bribe my students with today. What are you doing here!”
Whoa. He read my mind.
“I’m bribing my students with donuts, too!”
And therein lies the nations obesity problem. The “Hot Donuts Now” sign!
Funny how I can still manage to rolf down two hot donuts even when I feel like I’m going to projectile vomit at any moment.