This morning my appointment went GREAT although I was a little disappointed that they didn’t have to do the “Uterine Mapping” after all. Apparently, they “map” out your uterus to make sure everything looks right and to find a nice healthy spot to deposit your embryo babies.
I had all these grand ideas. Like… I was going to make them give me a picture of it so I could frame it and put it in the nursery. You know, “Baby’s First Home.” Matt does say, “You have to know where you came from to know where you’re going…” I could actually put it in the scrap book next to “Baby’s First Tooth” or the ultrasound. On the wall might be a little scary, I suppose. Luckily I am a Home Ec Teacher so I’m sure I could find a way to turn it into art. I’ve made macaroni into art along with a few other worse items, so it could actually turn out pretty nice.
I was going to figure out the exact perfect location- like 2 notches south of pubic bone or something. Actually, I was going to figure out the longitude/latitude to get the absolute location but Matt says that I don’t have a Prime Meridian or Equator down there. Really?
I have also imagined sneaking into the lab to give my embryo babies a tiny little GPS so they would know exactly where to go once they put them inside Mommy. I don’t want my babies to get lost! That requires an absolute location, though, and I’m still working on that. Well, that also requires an actual mini GPS system that can’t be seen by the naked eye and that poses a whole other set of problems. Also, how would my embryo babies hold onto their GPS? Perhaps whoever makes this for me can design it like a gentle little stroller/scooter that guides them right into my warm uterus of love.
Hmmm…so many things to consider. Like, thank GOD that I only have to take these meds for 8 days because I already feel a little loopy…