Twist-ties beware!

Twist-ties beware!


Small Adolescent Feline named: Tiger Lily

Aliases: Lily Pie, Lily Girl, Little Girl, Pooter, Stinky Butt, and Trouble

Crime: Stalks, preys, and repeatedly ravaging twist ties. Will also prey on bottle caps if unable to find twist ties. Victims not limited to inanimate objects in the kitchen. Has also been known to attack small insects.

Approach with Caution!

This feline is armed with needle-like claws and is not afraid to use them. Has the ability to “tear you a new one” if you are not completely aware of surroundings.

Last seen using owner’s tush as a springboard to attack earring on the nightstand as family slept.

One thought on “Twist-ties beware!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s