Small Adolescent Feline named: Tiger Lily
Aliases: Lily Pie, Lily Girl, Little Girl, Pooter, Stinky Butt, and Trouble
Crime: Stalks, preys, and repeatedly ravaging twist ties. Will also prey on bottle caps if unable to find twist ties. Victims not limited to inanimate objects in the kitchen. Has also been known to attack small insects.
Approach with Caution!
This feline is armed with needle-like claws and is not afraid to use them. Has the ability to “tear you a new one” if you are not completely aware of surroundings.
Last seen using owner’s tush as a springboard to attack earring on the nightstand as family slept.