While on one of my weekly trips to CVS (I’ve been sick for a month, people!) I ran across something very curious. I consider myself a regular there at the Northwood CVS. Yes, the pharmacist knows me by name. So, how I seemed to have missed this little gem until today is beyond me.
I introduce to you…..IDENTIGENE.
For the low low price of $29.99, you too can know who your Baby Daddy is. Even better, if you are too embarrassed to buy this in public, you can buy it online, (http://www.cvs.com/) on sale for ONLY $23.99 + shipping. Just type in keyword “paternity.”
And so my question is, how do Maury Povich and Jerry Springer still have a job?? I can find out who my baby daddy is for the same price I pay to get a pedi/mani.
*Disclaimer- Mom, no I am not pregnant and yes I know who my baby daddy is/will be. I’m just being silly…*