Free Handbags!!!

Free Handbags!!!

Ok, so April had this post about a free handbag contest and I couldn’t help but check it out myself. Handbag Planet is a new website that will launch on Oct. 15th. As part of their “grand opening” celebration that are giving out a free handbag every hour of that day. Make sure you sign up quickly- it is absolutely free!! You don’t have to put in a credit card or anything- just your name and email address. Go sign up!! I can’t wait until October 15th….

(Thanks April for the plug on your blog!)

What is wrong with the world…ahem, Tarpon High School

What is wrong with the world…ahem, Tarpon High School

**FLASHBACK ALERT**FLASHBACK ALERT**FLASHBACK ALERT**

Does this remind you of something that happened just 4 months ago?? Go figure. This time I didn’t know the guy besides a friendly “hello” or “good morning” in the halls. Gees, mugshots really are not flattering….I’m just sayin….

On a lighter note (and yet just as scary), I came across this while grading tests for my nutrition class:

Test Question: What is the relationship between stress and food?

Student Response: When you are stressed out about work, school, or anything you don’t really focus on nutritionist foods. But if you eat nutritiones foods then stress won’t be so hard.


Wow, I learn them real good there at TSHS. And yes, she is a cheerleader.

Maury/Jerry vs. CVS

Maury/Jerry vs. CVS

While on one of my weekly trips to CVS (I’ve been sick for a month, people!) I ran across something very curious. I consider myself a regular there at the Northwood CVS. Yes, the pharmacist knows me by name. So, how I seemed to have missed this little gem until today is beyond me.

I introduce to you…..IDENTIGENE.

For the low low price of $29.99, you too can know who your Baby Daddy is. Even better, if you are too embarrassed to buy this in public, you can buy it online, (http://www.cvs.com/) on sale for ONLY $23.99 + shipping. Just type in keyword “paternity.”

And so my question is, how do Maury Povich and Jerry Springer still have a job?? I can find out who my baby daddy is for the same price I pay to get a pedi/mani.

*Disclaimer- Mom, no I am not pregnant and yes I know who my baby daddy is/will be. I’m just being silly…*

I know, I know….

I know, I know….

It’s been a while…

really, there is nothing exciting happening. School started. Kids gave me germs. I broke a rib from coughing too much. You know, the usual.

Anyway, the most exciting news happened tonight… We went to Earth Night in Safety Harbor and danced to peace tonight. Basically, that means I bought Sweet Pea fragrance for my car and visited the Safety Harbor Museum for air conditioning. It was quite swampy in the big SH this evening. Good news is that they had alligator dung at the touchable table in the museum. You know what mean. Touching alligator poop is awesome….

Yeah….