Ok, so we spent the day at the beach with Noah and Tara. Tara and I were walking along a sand bar looking for cool shells and found this:
3 sand dollars
1 piece of coral
1 conch shell
1 pretty shell
1 thumb/big toe/fish part/whale vomit
Well, Tara and I are 100% sure it’s either someone’s thumb/big toe. Noah thinks it’s a fish part. Matt swears it might be whale vomit and worth $18,000.
Please view evidence:
Exhibit A: Sand dollars, Conch, Coral and Shell
Exhibit B: Thumb/Big Toe/Fish Part/Whale Vomit
Exhibit C: Thumb/Big Toe/Fish Part/Whale Vomit in comparison to Tara’s Thumb
Exhibit D: Thumb/Big Toe/Fish Part/Whale Vomit in comparison to my big toe (please disregard nail polish- you know sand messes it up)
Please note that *said* item was found floating in the water. Further examination proved that it also smelled like “death.”
What do you think?